Camper Van Beethoven
"Tania"
Oh, my beloved Tania
How I long to see your face
Photographed in fifteen second intervals
In a bank in San Leandro
A Polaroid of you, Cinque
With a seven-headed dragon
In a house in Daly City
Don't be sad, my beloved Tania
They say your father never
liked Stephen Weed anyway
Hired a detective
To follow him around
Oh, my beloved revolutionary sweetheart
I can see your newsprint face
turn yellow in the gutter
It makes me sad
How I long for the days when you came
to liberate us from boredom
From driving around from five
to seven in the evening
My beloved Tania,
We carry your gun deep within our hearts
For no better reason than our
lives have no meaning
And we want to be on television
Facial Hair is Funny
perhaps you will agree?
I recommend familiarizing yourself with the uncyclopedia if you haven't already.
Stuff White People Like
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I enjoyed the "asian girls" post (#11), particularly.
(side note: can you find the typo/ parapraxis in #11?)
I enjoyed the "asian girls" post (#11), particularly.
(side note: can you find the typo/ parapraxis in #11?)
Laugh Out Loud!
A beautiful tagline seen at Zonealarm website:
'Using yesterday's software to create tomorrow's problems Today'- Guru GeorgeV
'Using yesterday's software to create tomorrow's problems Today'- Guru GeorgeV
The Wisdom of Crocodile Tears
From "The Legend of Bagger Vance":
"...Now the question on the table is 'How
drunk is drunk enough?' and the answer is
that it's all a matter of brain cells...
you see, every drink of liquor you take
kills a thousand brain cells... but that
doesn't much matter because we got billions
more... first the sadness cells die, so you
smile real big, then the quiet cells go so
then you say everything real loud for no
reason at all; that's okay because then the
stupid cells go so everything you say is real
smart and finally the memory cells, these are
tough sons-a-bitches to to kill..."
Capt. Randolph Junnuh
"...Now the question on the table is 'How
drunk is drunk enough?' and the answer is
that it's all a matter of brain cells...
you see, every drink of liquor you take
kills a thousand brain cells... but that
doesn't much matter because we got billions
more... first the sadness cells die, so you
smile real big, then the quiet cells go so
then you say everything real loud for no
reason at all; that's okay because then the
stupid cells go so everything you say is real
smart and finally the memory cells, these are
tough sons-a-bitches to to kill..."
Capt. Randolph Junnuh
How to Disappear Completely.
"...This 'disappearing' of individuals is
obviously discomforting to institutions and
governments determined to control personal
activities in the Land of the Free. To them
it appears downright seditious, since in
reality their power depends directly on the
number of people they can control --
through computerized records, of course.
To those who actually "disappear", however,
the act is one of tremendous personal
liberation. Free men owe very little to
those who restrict opportunities on the
basis of past records..."
from:
100 Ways To Disappear
And Live Free
(C) 1972 Eden Press
Revised 1985
obviously discomforting to institutions and
governments determined to control personal
activities in the Land of the Free. To them
it appears downright seditious, since in
reality their power depends directly on the
number of people they can control --
through computerized records, of course.
To those who actually "disappear", however,
the act is one of tremendous personal
liberation. Free men owe very little to
those who restrict opportunities on the
basis of past records..."
from:
100 Ways To Disappear
And Live Free
(C) 1972 Eden Press
Revised 1985
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