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Mark Eitzel:
Hell is the jazz guitarist noodling endlessly in the house next to me. His nimble fingers are racing up and down, down and up the scales, Such inspired improvisations!!! Hell.
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Alan Zweig:
Sing some of your miserablist sad suicidal songs and maybe he'll kill himself. Or at least get some better taste.
Yesterday at 7:58pm
Chris Nichols:
jazz is boring to listen to, mark .... even more boring to play cos it shows how much you can simultaneously learn and forget at the same time :-))
Yesterday at 8:00pm
David Kulczyk:
maybe it's time that you cranked up an amp
Yesterday at 8:02pm
Mark Eitzel:
Yes I'm going to stand outside his house and sing.. Or throw bricks... I mean I love jazz but some music should only be played at Guitar Center...
Yesterday at 8:04pm
Rob Powell:
Have you ever considered learning bagpipes?
Yesterday at 8:04pm
John Kirby:
Self-absorbed noodling... oh god I really dislike that. You need to just get out of there. I imagine that guy as he's playing: "... I sound amaaaazzzing."
Yesterday at 8:12pm
Nick Dumitriu:
You don't enjoy my 'Monk Etudes'? I just put on new strings and everything
Yesterday at 8:13pm
Chris Nichols:
i doubt the guy has made over a dozen heart-wrenching albums and had songwriter of the year in rolling stone magazine ..... probably plays free and lynrd skynrd covers in some forgotten bar band :-))))
Yesterday at 8:13pm
Jeanne Ellenby:
Ugh
Yesterday at 8:17pm
Jennifer Billock:
Apparently you don't live on the perfect block after all. And I'd been so jealous.
Yesterday at 8:17pm
Mark Eitzel:
Yeah I'm a prick.. God bless him. I should bring him a 6 pack of Labatts beer!
Yesterday at 8:23pm
Chris Nichols:
he's probably playing his dorian modes whilst watching porn, .... beer?? .... he's already drunk!!, has to be!! :-)))
Yesterday at 8:26pm
Gary Meister:
Jazz is the last refuge of the untalented. Jazz musicians enjoy themselves more than anyone listening to them does.
Tony Wilson
Yesterday at 8:33pm
Chris Nichols:
jazz= smug alert
Yesterday at 8:35pm
Charlie Orr:
My landlord, who lives downstairs, is a latin jazz pianist. It's kind of like living above a latino Phillip Glass.
Yesterday at 8:35pm
Dara Mottahed:
Sad state of affairs Mark... I can only imagine... purgatory.
Yesterday at 8:43pm
Bryan Chandler:
Tell me when you want to be on KUSF with me!
Yesterday at 8:48pm
Tim Mitchell:
i'll bet he was busting quite a bit of Harmonic Major - the lamest of all scales. The Harmonic MINOR, on the other hand, rules cuz its the metal scale.
Yesterday at 8:54pm
Ari Vais:
Walk away
Yesterday at 9:35pm
Steve Seel:
Tell him to get a fucking Pod or something and a pair of headphones. That way, the masturbation can stay private.
Yesterday at 10:16pm
Mike Dowd:
is it anything like Kenny G? I love Kenny G.
Yesterday at 11:41pm
Paul Thomas Stinson:
Hell is for children.
16 hours ago
Frank Schilbach:
always the same problem: Things could be inspiring but they are rather depressing when somebody is just TOO good!
15 hours ago
Mark Crocker:
I bet it's Malcolm the Music Student, he get's everywhere, I call them Jazz Patients.
15 hours ago
Patrik Torsson:
You should invite him over and let him scale over your beats. He will grow in his mind. Become clearer. Clean up.
15 hours ago
Alex Bogdan:
LOL
15 hours ago
Sally Williams:
I once heard Modern Jazz described as "masturbating in public"
13 hours ago
Rob Dunn:
inches of wall separates us from our fears
10 hours ago
John Kirby:
Wow. This is awesome. Went to bed, woke up, and the comments regarding jazzy noodles are still rolling in!
Darn. I gotta go to work.... Noodles for lunch? No frikked way. Do something Mark - make us jazz protesters proud!
10 hours ago
Eev Beker:
jazz noodle, or predawn toddlers bowling on the floor above...tough call.
6 hours ago
Good Karma:
This oughta make you feel better:
3 hours ago
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