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BE A f R ai D, Be...ard

institutionalised hatred through humor is a tool
of any intolerant hate group to further their hate-
mongering agenda.





The Anti Beard Coalition's Blurbs

"The Anti- Beard Coalition, also known as the ABC's, is an organization of clean shavin' men and women who will no longer stand for the grotesque perversion of mens faces that has been sweeping the hip strips of our nation. We are fucking beardophobes hell bent on eradicating the bearded population once and for all!
Disclaimer! We are not about eradicating bearded PEOPLE, just their beards.
KNOW THE ENEMY!!!"

Don't hate participate.

However bearded their agenda is, this seemingly
innocuous organization of facial-hairless freaks
will stop at nothing, including murder, despite
claims to the contrary, to further their politically
motivated and intolerant cause.
Can you say jealous?



Beard is a slang term describing a person who poses as a false date or romantic partner to mislead others about the nature of a relationship, and/or to conceal someone's sexual orientation. - from wikipedia

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