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Let me be clear on this point: hair is innocuous.
I am all for any form of facial hirsutism regardless of age, sex, or religion - the only questionable forms of facial hair are arguably the "molest-ache" or the "cop- stache" so-called, which are, of course, not bad in and of themselves, but, have been somewhat taken from the realm of mere "cookie duster" to symbol of sexual perversion or fascism, in a similar manner, not many people can attain to the the "mini-incisive-fossa-thinga-ma-jigger" which was sported and thereby denigrated now infamously by one Adolph Hitler.

As to your other comment, dear reader, i do not know: i know that in my chest i feel something beating which i assume to be my heart. Beyond this i can be sure of nothing including but not limited to, perhaps being a woodpecker-- i do like to consume slugs and whatnot too.