Theta waves, entrainment,
binaural encoding
etc. are fairly interesting to
consider (you can download the .pdfs
and .mp3 at the bottom of the article)
You might try it in conjunction
with the dream machine
with pleasant results.
B Minus Answer to an A Plus Topic
Let me be clear on this point: hair is innocuous.
I am all for any form of facial hirsutism regardless of age, sex, or religion - the only questionable forms of facial hair are arguably the "molest-ache" or the "cop- stache" so-called, which are, of course, not bad in and of themselves, but, have been somewhat taken from the realm of mere "cookie duster" to symbol of sexual perversion or fascism, in a similar manner, not many people can attain to the the "mini-incisive-fossa-thinga-ma-jigger" which was sported and thereby denigrated now infamously by one Adolph Hitler.
As to your other comment, dear reader, i do not know: i know that in my chest i feel something beating which i assume to be my heart. Beyond this i can be sure of nothing including but not limited to, perhaps being a woodpecker-- i do like to consume slugs and whatnot too.
I am all for any form of facial hirsutism regardless of age, sex, or religion - the only questionable forms of facial hair are arguably the "molest-ache" or the "cop- stache" so-called, which are, of course, not bad in and of themselves, but, have been somewhat taken from the realm of mere "cookie duster" to symbol of sexual perversion or fascism, in a similar manner, not many people can attain to the the "mini-incisive-fossa-thinga-ma-jigger" which was sported and thereby denigrated now infamously by one Adolph Hitler.
As to your other comment, dear reader, i do not know: i know that in my chest i feel something beating which i assume to be my heart. Beyond this i can be sure of nothing including but not limited to, perhaps being a woodpecker-- i do like to consume slugs and whatnot too.
BE A f R ai D, Be...ard
institutionalised hatred through humor is a tool
of any intolerant hate group to further their hate-
mongering agenda.
The Anti Beard Coalition's Blurbs
"The Anti- Beard Coalition, also known as the ABC's, is an organization of clean shavin' men and women who will no longer stand for the grotesque perversion of mens faces that has been sweeping the hip strips of our nation. We are fucking beardophobes hell bent on eradicating the bearded population once and for all!
Disclaimer! We are not about eradicating bearded PEOPLE, just their beards.
KNOW THE ENEMY!!!"
Don't hate participate.
However bearded their agenda is, this seemingly
innocuous organization of facial-hairless freaks
will stop at nothing, including murder, despite
claims to the contrary, to further their politically
motivated and intolerant cause. Can you say jealous?
Beard is a slang term describing a person who poses as a false date or romantic partner to mislead others about the nature of a relationship, and/or to conceal someone's sexual orientation. - from wikipedia
of any intolerant hate group to further their hate-
mongering agenda.
The Anti Beard Coalition's Blurbs
"The Anti- Beard Coalition, also known as the ABC's, is an organization of clean shavin' men and women who will no longer stand for the grotesque perversion of mens faces that has been sweeping the hip strips of our nation. We are fucking beardophobes hell bent on eradicating the bearded population once and for all!
Disclaimer! We are not about eradicating bearded PEOPLE, just their beards.
KNOW THE ENEMY!!!"
Don't hate participate.
However bearded their agenda is, this seemingly
innocuous organization of facial-hairless freaks
will stop at nothing, including murder, despite
claims to the contrary, to further their politically
motivated and intolerant cause. Can you say jealous?

Beard is a slang term describing a person who poses as a false date or romantic partner to mislead others about the nature of a relationship, and/or to conceal someone's sexual orientation. - from wikipedia
Love Missile F-111 (sic sic sputnik)

mazzy star -"disappear"
"...i'd kill a beard for free but for a green card
i'd cut him up real good..."-scarface
they might be giants~ santa's beard
Once a year my friend puts on a red suit
And hangs around with me and my wife
Now I can't help but feeling jealous each time she climbs on his knee
And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming
For him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming
Now I can't help but feeling jealous each time she climbs on his knee
Why must she climb on his knee?
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
She kissed him once and whispered in his ear
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
I wish he would go
He's breaking up my home
She always had this twisted side to her*
But she'd never drag my name around town
But lately she's been humming cheating songs
And I don't like that fat guy around
No, I don't like that fat guy around
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
She kissed him once and whispered in his ear
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
I wish he would go
He's breaking up my home
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
Thrilling Christmas, trembling fear
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
I wish he would go
He's breaking up my home

have a slice of pumpkin pie,
lose the aquavelva
and for chrissakes get away from the barb-b-q!
Banana nut bread is my friend
other helpful foods
just... say... no.
freedoms limited blahbity blah bblah yaaaawwwwn...
"...And why do people who read Dostoevsky always look like Dostoevsky?"
"...And why do people who read Dostoevsky always look like Dostoevsky?"
"Roads?
...where we're going we don't need roads"
Go on and wring my neck
Like when a rag gets wet
A little discipline
For my pet genius
My head is like lettuce
Go on dig your thumbs in
I cannot stop giving in
I'm thirty-something
Sense of security
Like pockets jingling
Midlife crisis
Suck ingenuity
Down through the family tree
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart
It ain't big enough for two
It's a midlife crisis.. It's a midlife crisis..
What an inheritance
The salt and the dockry
Morbid self attention
Bending my pinky back
A little discipline
A donor by habit
A little discipline
Rent an opinion
Sense of security
Holding blunt instrument
Midlife Crisis
I'm a perfectionist
And perfect is a skinned knee
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart
It ain't big enough for two
ya ya ya ya
It's a midlife crisis...
It's a midlife crisis...
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart
It ain't big enough for two
(repeat and fade)
--midlife crisis~faith no more
ersatz
the r.a.w. and the cooked
pitfalls and pratfalls as you negotiate the
chapel perilous
many are called...

first things first:disclaimer
Brion Gysin on his dream machine
or?
the beatniks
online dream dream machine
and furthermore
Go on and wring my neck
Like when a rag gets wet
A little discipline
For my pet genius
My head is like lettuce
Go on dig your thumbs in
I cannot stop giving in
I'm thirty-something
Sense of security
Like pockets jingling
Midlife crisis
Suck ingenuity
Down through the family tree
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart
It ain't big enough for two
It's a midlife crisis.. It's a midlife crisis..
What an inheritance
The salt and the dockry
Morbid self attention
Bending my pinky back
A little discipline
A donor by habit
A little discipline
Rent an opinion
Sense of security
Holding blunt instrument
Midlife Crisis
I'm a perfectionist
And perfect is a skinned knee
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart
It ain't big enough for two
ya ya ya ya
It's a midlife crisis...
It's a midlife crisis...
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart
It ain't big enough for two
(repeat and fade)
--midlife crisis~faith no more
ersatz
the r.a.w. and the cooked
pitfalls and pratfalls as you negotiate the
chapel perilous
many are called...

first things first:disclaimer
Brion Gysin on his dream machine
or?
the beatniks
online dream dream machine
and furthermore
Where the fuck are the Long Winter's anyway?
One of my favorite rock groups lead singer's bearded opinion (with slideshow!!)
yuspeaksymbionese?
Camper Van Beethoven
"Tania"
Oh, my beloved Tania
How I long to see your face
Photographed in fifteen second intervals
In a bank in San Leandro
A Polaroid of you, Cinque
With a seven-headed dragon
In a house in Daly City
Don't be sad, my beloved Tania
They say your father never
liked Stephen Weed anyway
Hired a detective
To follow him around
Oh, my beloved revolutionary sweetheart
I can see your newsprint face
turn yellow in the gutter
It makes me sad
How I long for the days when you came
to liberate us from boredom
From driving around from five
to seven in the evening
My beloved Tania,
We carry your gun deep within our hearts
For no better reason than our
lives have no meaning
And we want to be on television
"Tania"
Oh, my beloved Tania
How I long to see your face
Photographed in fifteen second intervals
In a bank in San Leandro
A Polaroid of you, Cinque
With a seven-headed dragon
In a house in Daly City
Don't be sad, my beloved Tania
They say your father never
liked Stephen Weed anyway
Hired a detective
To follow him around
Oh, my beloved revolutionary sweetheart
I can see your newsprint face
turn yellow in the gutter
It makes me sad
How I long for the days when you came
to liberate us from boredom
From driving around from five
to seven in the evening
My beloved Tania,
We carry your gun deep within our hearts
For no better reason than our
lives have no meaning
And we want to be on television
Facial Hair is Funny

perhaps you will agree?
I recommend familiarizing yourself with the uncyclopedia if you haven't already.
Stuff White People Like
--> Oh me Oh my <--
I enjoyed the "asian girls" post (#11), particularly.
(side note: can you find the typo/ parapraxis in #11?)
I enjoyed the "asian girls" post (#11), particularly.
(side note: can you find the typo/ parapraxis in #11?)
Laugh Out Loud!
A beautiful tagline seen at Zonealarm website:
'Using yesterday's software to create tomorrow's problems Today'- Guru GeorgeV
'Using yesterday's software to create tomorrow's problems Today'- Guru GeorgeV
The Wisdom of Crocodile Tears
From "The Legend of Bagger Vance":
"...Now the question on the table is 'How
drunk is drunk enough?' and the answer is
that it's all a matter of brain cells...
you see, every drink of liquor you take
kills a thousand brain cells... but that
doesn't much matter because we got billions
more... first the sadness cells die, so you
smile real big, then the quiet cells go so
then you say everything real loud for no
reason at all; that's okay because then the
stupid cells go so everything you say is real
smart and finally the memory cells, these are
tough sons-a-bitches to to kill..."
Capt. Randolph Junnuh
"...Now the question on the table is 'How
drunk is drunk enough?' and the answer is
that it's all a matter of brain cells...
you see, every drink of liquor you take
kills a thousand brain cells... but that
doesn't much matter because we got billions
more... first the sadness cells die, so you
smile real big, then the quiet cells go so
then you say everything real loud for no
reason at all; that's okay because then the
stupid cells go so everything you say is real
smart and finally the memory cells, these are
tough sons-a-bitches to to kill..."
Capt. Randolph Junnuh
How to Disappear Completely.
"...This 'disappearing' of individuals is
obviously discomforting to institutions and
governments determined to control personal
activities in the Land of the Free. To them
it appears downright seditious, since in
reality their power depends directly on the
number of people they can control --
through computerized records, of course.
To those who actually "disappear", however,
the act is one of tremendous personal
liberation. Free men owe very little to
those who restrict opportunities on the
basis of past records..."
from:
100 Ways To Disappear
And Live Free
(C) 1972 Eden Press
Revised 1985
obviously discomforting to institutions and
governments determined to control personal
activities in the Land of the Free. To them
it appears downright seditious, since in
reality their power depends directly on the
number of people they can control --
through computerized records, of course.
To those who actually "disappear", however,
the act is one of tremendous personal
liberation. Free men owe very little to
those who restrict opportunities on the
basis of past records..."
from:
100 Ways To Disappear
And Live Free
(C) 1972 Eden Press
Revised 1985
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